First and foremost, I’m not racist or trying to discriminate against any nation, ethnic community or whatsoever… But that the Yankees pissed on England’s parade (and on Wayne’s second anniversary) screwed my whole evening.

I mean, I was so eagerly awaiting this derby: England, the motherland of football, REAL football, playing against the United States, a nation that is so exorbitantly self-absorbed, swaying in the belief that they cannot only conquer the world but also the World CUP which is the first on the black continent, more precisely in South Africa.

I was absolutely looking forward to watching Wayne Rooney spank the Yankees and he was really trying hard to make the English football fans burst into flames, cheers, deafening whoops but, unfortunately, the English goalkeeper took one nap too many to the detriment of the three lions.

What’s been even more unfortunate is that the American goalkeeper wasn’t as dizzy as Robert Green. Okay, I have to admit that this is barely possible with a man who does not only look stupid but who also seems to live it up! Well, the English national team was never known for brilliant keepers. It is the excellent strikers, defensive and attacking midfielders as well as defenders that push the team forward… Ashley Cole for example is one of the world’s best left-back.  However, as the football nation England should make it to the knockout phase still.

So, you may ask yourself what all that got to do with dystopia. Imagine the Yankees would really win… not only the first round but the entire world cup… wouldn’t that be horrificdystopia-like? If you ask me: Yes, it would!! The Americans are famous for other things… fast food, infinite environmental pollution, a malfunctioning healthcare system… but please not football or soccer how they may call it. The victory and prestige coming along with such an international sports title should be reserved for a team that knows how to play… therefore Germany! And if they don’t go all the way, England should (have) be(en) the triumphant winner!